once when i was like 10 i was at my friends house and we were there alone and we decided to listen to revolution 9 backwards and after like 2 minutes we started running down the road screaming and we wouldn’t go back to the house until her mom got home
Virgin? Really? I certainly wasn't expecting that, what with the way you write and everything.
really really. that’s seriously what everyone says haha. I could probably count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been near and/or felt a hard dick. I just have a really vivid imagination and an intense need to see it fulfilled.
I read through some of the stuff you wrote and I was thinking, "Man, Kurt and Blaine have lots of really hot sex," and then I realized that every time they have sex is probably hot, and then I realized that sex in general is pretty awesome and now I want sex. But I can't have it because I have no willing partner. Why do you make me want the things I can't have?
every time they have sex a star explodes because it’s that hot
global warming gets a little bit worse
(which explains why the US has suddenly descended into Hell, those horny bastards)
same, Nonnie. same. Kurt and Blaine are horrible, terrible fictional people because of this. why must there be no willing partners in my vicinity
at least I can retreat into a cloud of smut and write